If this is a man (my friend Carlo della Fiat Authorized Workshop). December 20, 2007:
are in Abruzzo - Teramo to conclude a major deal at the main waterworks and conclude. I authorize you to celebrate and decided to go to eat at ATRI at a local whom I knew. Ordino rabbit and potatoes oven. I'm just in the room (usually used) and already it seems strange. Sweet music in the background, French songs (dead leaves, rose in the streets etc..) In a beautiful quiet and relax.
I take the rabbit. To all appearances a beautiful dish, surrounded by roasted potatoes.
begin to eat and how I usually eat the rabbit when I began to ask if he really is rabbit or "cat .. it ?..". But these are just my paranoid fixed. Only after five minutes I convince myself that I'm eating a cat, because, before arriving at the restaurant, between the lanes, I do not I miss a meeting.
conclude the meal with the mood that you can imagine, I pay and I'm leaving.
Arrival autogrill L'Aquila West to refuel. I do so and head toward home.
Only a few kilometers, as it did the day before, the car is in need of repair. Call Charles and tell him that the car is under the same conditions the previous day (flow shop of Charles ed.)
Charles tells me ".. do not you worry, that some way down c.. C'inventiamo zo.
Check the Workshop of Charles who usually greets me with ".. a 'bastard: how are you?". I tell him ".. Ca ', aggiustame nun's car because it anymore .. ".
put the car in analysis with his gadgets and me says: "ruin himself the valve that regulates the flow of fuel and contrary to all the other cars on your own is included in the complex pump and must change all the pomp: (600 € but reassures me because fortunately I renewed the warranty) what the hell, I think, to me was Capità chine !!!!. I ask him: ".. but is not the fuel filter? .. "and he replies:" .. but to tell you, the computer says who has failed to pump the fuel pressure .. ". Bo, will ', I think. Meanwhile, the rabbit, that is, the cat, does everything except be digesting. I feel the first heartburn.
Carlo will endeavor to find the piece to be replaced (these days before Christmas and now I think of the fact that I'll spend the Christmas holidays without a car as it happened the previous August : the protagonist always Carlo). But, miraculously, his phone calls between Charles finds piece and if I'm lucky (he says), we solve.
I pass by and touches my ass like you normally do with his voice and seemingly equivocal asks me if I want coffee: I say yes, it gives me a sort of key to interact with the machine coffee and says, ".. see if they're deaf c. else I know. .. zi tui. " In fact, why do you know mii cock touches pays coffee.
meantime, the cat and it burns me that I have to ask? ".. in Ca, you've got something for the burning of the stomach, I'm in pieces .. ". I replied ".. I I've got everything. And close holes in a dusty box of medicines. Me says: ".. Here's the Maalox, this is' na holy hand. "I ask him" .. but will not have expired? Given the dust. "He answered:" .. but to tell you, Statte calm, I think I've got the medicine expired? ". It forces me to parades and a way to turn. While chewing me if n'esce and says: ".. kill that ass that thou hast, I know .. expires in November. " I tell him ".. but do not hurt me? .. "responding" .. but it hurts you, at most, cracks, an asshole of less. " Now I swallowed and I hope for a miracle Christmas.
Meanwhile, the mechanical testing machine called Luigi first glance that says, ".. to CA, is the machine which has the oil with water, try changing the fuel filter (which I had said before me), we put a little 'Additive and I think we can solve. Charles says, ".. Okay, let's do what they told me I'm head of c.. zo before (that would be me), have you ever seen that solve?.
Meanwhile, that Louis shall, for each customer Carlo Workshop says ".. you see that? (That would be me), this is a cacacazzi and a pain in the ass. " In the meantime I have the first hot flashes and, encouraged by my optimism, I am convinced that the active ingredient expired expired medicine is doing its course. Here comes the bride of Charles and Barbara told him the fact. I said laughing ".. do not you worry 'that the only medicine that does not hurt the Maalox is expired .. ". I think, but that if I agreed ammazzamme pe?
now I am convinced that medicine will not hurt me. I pull out my door and make myself a pill Xanax 0.25 per contain anxiety.
Luigi change the fuel filter, put the additive and the car goes. Charles tells me ".. I m now the part I ordered, quanno Ariva you call and change. "
If this is a man (Charles).
Dedicated to old friends Charles and Barbara Alessandrini Cicchetti
Vincenzo.